Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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