I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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