i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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