Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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