Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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