I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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