That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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