she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Are we still banned from the library?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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