Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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