U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
only you would photoshop your dick
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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