So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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