your parents love me but you hate me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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