I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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