Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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