So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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