Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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