i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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