Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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