I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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