how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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