You work out of a Hotel?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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