I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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