haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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