Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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