I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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