..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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