In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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