Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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