Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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