So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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