So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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