At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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