we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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