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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
we're so committed to being not committed
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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