i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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