Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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