What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
