he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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