there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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