would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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