A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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