To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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