Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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