It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i think i just lost a toe
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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