it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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