Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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