she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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