i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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