If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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