Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Randomize
