Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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