I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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