If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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