I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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