my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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