i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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