they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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