the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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