The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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